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I’ve written well over 500 and some were stupid or just downright awful so these are not only cherry-picked, but (most) will be rewritten in my current style and based on my interpretation of the boys’ current personalities. I honestly didn’t even want to include most of these because they’re so old but I figured y’all might still like them.

Originally posted by kaleidoscopeminds

Band (4/4)

getting high with the band

having a panic attack

you think you’re too thin

you think you’re too big

when they like someone

personalities they like

dark paradise by lana del rey

finding out they like you

catching you watching porn*

punishing you*

teasing you about hickeys*

music you make out to

overstimulation*

hooking up with the lights on*

joining the mile high club*

getting jealous of your best guy friend

offering to take your virginity*

moaning your name in their sleep* (michael and luke) (ashton and calum)

teasing you for being innocent

grinding

eating you out for the first time*

becoming friends with benefits*

helping him go down on you*

their kinks*

giving him head when he’s on the phone with the guys*

nasty naughty boy by christina aguilera*

catching him moaning your name*

spanking*

tying you up*

skin by rihanna*

catching you watching lesbian porn*

Originally posted by ghostofmashton

ASHTON

Savages*** (gang!ash) - REMOVED due to problematic content

asking him out

nicotine by panic! at the disco

the morning after

sleepy morning sex*

submissive!ash*

waking up next to him

tonight, you’re mine*

getting high and hooking up*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

cute, giggly ash*

hating each other but hooking up*

riding him when he’s on the phone*

riding his thigh*

blindfolds, handcuffs, baby girl, and kitten*

eating you out in front of the guys*

michael + ashton threesome*

luke + ashton threesome*

kissing luke*

they watch him go down on you*

FaceTiming him*

Originally posted by ashtonwrapped

CALUM

The Animal Inside*** (werewolf!calum) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // original ending // cheesy ending

Alpha Sigma Phi*** (frat!cal) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen

meeting up

apologizing when you’re mad at him

seeing each other after you breakup

accidentally admitting he likes you

giving him a lap dance*

walking in on him*

finding out you’re flexible

hiring a stripper*

getting caught by paparazzi*

teasing him*

post workout session*

getting revenge*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

hating each other but hooking up*

waking him up*

heading home early*

jersey girl*

getting caught by your mom*

throat fucking*

lazy saturday

Originally posted by sunshinelukee

LUKE

Yes, Sir*** (ceo!luke) - part one // part two // part three

Highway to Hell*** (demon!luke) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // part seventeen

Reject*** (punk!luke) - REMOVED due to problematic content

neck kisses

cuddling

announcing your relationship

getting caught keeping your relationship a secret

when you’re both famous

late night driving

the morning after*

ringing the ‘sex’ bell*

brother!ash finds out about boyfriend!luke*

they’re wrong*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

hating each other but hooking up*

the night before he leaves for tour*

getting high and hooking up*

luke + ashton threesome*

calling him vanilla*

getting caught by your dad*

hittin’ it from the back*

Originally posted by tothemoonmikey

MICHAEL

Screw the Police*** (cop!michael) - chapter one // chapter two // chapter three // chapter four // chapter five // chapter six // chapter seven // chapter eight // chapter nine // chapter ten // chapter eleven // chapter twelve // chapter thirteen // chapter fourteen // chapter fifteen

asking him out

liking you as best friends

liking ashton’s (fictional) sister

nicotine by panic! at the disco

handcuffing you*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

post show session*

hating each other but hooking up*

playing video games and getting bored*

michael + ashton threesome*

beating him in call of duty*

getting caught by your dad*

damn good night*

I lowkey forgot I have this blog. I never use it but I put so much time and effort into it all those years ago so I don’t want to delete it. Thinking about rebranding?

londonharry:

Kiwi | Coachella Night 2

controversial opinion: complete mess should’ve been a calum lead/solo

and I’m not saying that just because I’m a calum girl. something about his voice in that song hits different and I think the vocal range would’ve suited him really well

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I think that every night it should be pouring rain so i can listen to it and chill in bed. And that every day should be mild and sunny so i can take my daily walk. and if its not then i will be throwing a huge tantrum

inthemoooonlight:

may this year be kinder and gentler to you

5soshqgallery:

5SOS // YOUNGBLOOD AESTHETIC

redrattlers:

won’t you comfort me, warm the air that I breathe

sunflowervolvimp3:

Content: an enemies to lovers au in which Harry and Y/N are forced into a cross country road trip to make it to their best friends’ wedding on time

Warnings: language, mentions of nsfw content

Pairing: Harry Styles x reader

Word Count: 20k 

A/N: I actually cannot believe that this is finally being posted over almost a month of working on it!! originally, I was going to make this one long stand alone fic, but once I hit 35k with no end in sight, I decided to split it into two parts so that it would be easier to read for you guys.  I’m hoping to have part 2 posted within a week, so keep an eye out for it!! this fic was partially inspired by this post by @avhrodite​ (thank you miss bailey!!) and can I just say that I had so much fun writing it!! I love road trips!! it makes me so sad that I had to split this fic because there are so many fun music scenes in the next part but those will all come in due time!! I would also like to give a big thank you to miss andrea @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy​ and miss alex @darthstyles​ for putting up with me bouncing ideas off of them and for proof reading for me!! and miss andrea again for editing this stunning header pic!! also everyone I tagged is a wonderful writer and if you’re looking for more to read after reading this then I HIGHLY suggest taking a look through their masterlists. and as always, if you like this fic, please like and reblog it!! and shoot me a message!! feedback is always appreciated, not just by me, but by all content creators <3

{masterlist}

also!! if you want to set the mood for a road trip with Harry, here is a link to the playlist that is mentioned and referenced in this fic!!

When she was a little girl, Y/N’s grandmother had told her about Murphy’s Law.  Grandma Sarah’s favourite activity was staring at her granddaughter over the kitchen counter, a knife in one hand and half an onion that she’d been cutting in the other, spouting various wisdoms at the young girl, who would often be sitting and peeling vegetables for her.  The old lady had hoped that, after being lectured enough times on life’s difficulties, Y/N might be able to avoid making the same mistakes that she had made in her own time.  She always had a list of advice that she’d cycle through, as if she were a record on a loop.

“Always look both ways before crossing the street.  Your great uncle Albert didn’t, and he never regained full function of his left hand.”

“Beauty fades, but there’s no shelf life on your mind.”

“The grass is always greener on the other side, so stop staring at it, and focus on taking care of your own lawn.”

All of the advice was, by any accounts, useful for anyone to know, especially a young girl.  Of course, sometimes the advice would get a little scrambled after Grandma Sarah had had a few glasses of wine, but even her tipsy thoughts were useful to Y/N in her later years.  To this day, Y/N still sets a glass of water on her nightstand before going out to a bar, and her hungover self is always grateful the next morning.  And Y/N had yet to find anything that smelled as sweet as a vanilla dabbed behind her ears and on her wrists when she runs out of perfume.  However, perhaps the most important piece of advice Grandma Sarah ever gave her came one afternoon when Y/N was eleven years old, and her older cousin Grace was due to get married the next week.

Grandma Sarah had cracked egg after egg into her mixing bowl, always without getting any unwanted pieces of shell in the egg whites, and gave her granddaughter a long look across the kitchen counter.

“When you get married, Y/N,” She had said, voice firm. “Remember Murphy’s Law.  Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and at the worst possible moment.  When Murphy’s Law comes into play, there’s nothing you can do except roll with the punches.”

Eleven year old Y/N had nodded her head seriously, as she always did when her grandmother told her seemingly important things.  The advice, despite its usefulness, however, didn’t stick around in her head, and Murphy’s Law didn’t cross Y/N’s mind for fourteen years.

It takes fourteen years for Y/N, who is standing in front of a flight check-in at LAX, two large suitcases next to her, one of which contains two gold wedding bands, passport in hand, and a distressed look on her face, to remember the law her grandmother had once told her about.

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